When one is broke, and values the little money they have, then Monaco isn't the place to find oneself. Fortunately, I was given access to this life without having to break the bank; as, with my other trips, my friends helped foot some of the bill.
My arrival was via an AlItalia flight from Rome, and seeing that it was in the tail end of the summer season, the atmosphere was delightful. Everywhere you look, the richest greens line the walls of most roads that are themselves populated by those with no shortage of paper notes of the same hue. Often, I would wonder if there was going to be a credit check to ensure that I was meant to walk among these people, who all seemed to have few obvious cares. When I drove into the port, I found that the buildings were all immaculate, with no drab surfaces, or trashy streets anywhere, which I would expect from a place that can see some of the greatest movers and shakers passing through it.
Usually, for someone like myself, a place like this has a big sign over it reading "FORBIDDEN TO POOR PEOPLE!" This was evident as I looked at the various price tags, reading amounts far more than I feel I would ever be able to spend on such items. When I was walking past a Bentley dealership I heard a man say, "they're sold out of the Continental GT's today, but they'll have one for us in the morning." After hearing that, I was really distracted by the sheer amount of excess that protruded every crack of this rather baffling location. I kept asking myself, if you can go spend $200,000 on a car that uses gasoline, then why couldn't you go spend $100,000 on something that uses no gas at all, then use that extra cash to help folks. Heck, at one point, I took a picture of a row of Bentley and Rolls Royce sedans which easily cost more than an entire neighborhood in my hometown of Azle, Texas.
I walked everywhere, and found myself really out of place, yet, it was surprisingly easy to fit in here. There are no homeless people walking the streets, and if you're poor, you're far away; thus, if you are seen, you are expected to be at least well off. At one time, a couple asked me if I had the time, and I told them it, then was asked if I was there for the yacht show. I replied that I was indeed there for it, and my 75 footer was parked on the other side of the bay, which was accepted without question by the couple. I then excused myself and moved on, with the image, at least to one couple, of being a young man with deep pockets, rather than the true image of a man with pockets that held pennies (really).
While walking at night, I received an invitation to attend a party at "Jimmy-Z's" which was located right beside my hotel, the "Monte Carlo Bay Hotel and Casino." When I arrived, I was looked at as some lower individual, perhaps helped by the torn dingy knee shorts I was wearing at the time, along with a T-shirt that read "Give me $100 or you'll never see me again!" Of course, the drinks were expensive, and the cigarettes, well, they were $15 Euro a pack, which was the highest price I encountered anywhere in my travels. Thankfully, I wasn't asked to pay this, as I was there on an invitation by someone that knew the clubs owner, so the $15 turned to $0, and the drinks turned into a waterfall of liquor that only ceased when I had reached my personal limit. Later, drunk as can be, I stumbled the 700 feet back to the hotel, and had a bellhop drag me to my door, and fetch a large cup of coffee. His tip? A handshake, a big smile, and the promise that I'd get him back for the generosity.
That night of binge drinking ended my very short visit to Monaco, as I had to catch a flight the next day to the eternal city of Rome, where I was to catch a train bound for Naples, but before I left this city, I went to seek a headache medicine. When I walked into the green cross lit pharmacy, I was greeted by a pharmacist that recommended a regimen of 40 pills that each contained 50mg of codiene each. This shocked me that I had access to a pain medication for a headache, so I went ahead and purchased a double order, and some hydro morphine pills for some pain relief in Naples (epididymitis sucks...especially on vacation).
Soon I'll tell the tale of Naples from the viewpoint of the poor traveler...